Corny

Justin: Baby, you're like Dr. Pepper; you make the world taste better.

Melissa: Scary.
Justin: Sometimes love is scary.

Melissa: If you're happy, I'm happy.
Justin: I'm not happy.
Justin: I'm still not with you.
Justin: :(
Melissa: Well I guess I'm unhappy too.

Melissa: Confusing.
Justin: Love can be confusing.